Plenty of fish…to throw back

by Amy on January 11, 2010 · 1 comment

My couch, Nashville, TN.  (So sue me.  It’s a Monday night in January.)  So over that ridiculous online matchmaking hell they call Match.com, I just joined…

Plentyoffish.com.  (Mostly because “The Bachelor” just ended for another week and I’m bored.)  And…ping!  My very first match!  Based on our personality tests (in which I was declared a perfectionist), he is 95% compatible with me.  I’m so excited.  I wonder if he’ll be witty.  And have a hankering for cats.  And appreciate my description of our perfect date ending with dessert.  He probably even grows his own herbs.  And reads himself to sleep every night.  And has hair that’s irritatingly half-curly and half-straight.  Considering we’re 95% compatible and all.

[Click on blurryish photo]…ooh…here it comes…the anticipation builds…

Ah…the opening line of his profile:

IM NOT A ENGLISH TEACHER…LOL….SO IF THIS IS BAD SPELLING OR BAD PUNCTUATION. GET OVER IT….LOL…

Good-One Rating…I don’t have the heart to rate this one.  I wonder what else is on TV.

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Juliana December 12, 2012 at 1:50 am

To Anonymous:Really?! Nice guy?! I have had too much to drink before and never sbtbaed a friend. The guy looks old enough to me to be an adult who can make his own decisions. I am sick of everyone not taking responsibility for their own actions. It is not a servers job description to babysit grown men. I was there that night and everyone else was ordering him shots and he diecided to take them. Being a server I know you can only “watch” someone so much. It was slammed in there that night and if he had someone else ordering his drinks for him, then a server has no idea how much he has had to drink. The fact of the matter is, it was all the D&T crowd (white trash) who came to Mickey’s since D&T shut down!

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