An Open Letter to Dial “Magnetic” Soap

by Donovan on May 11, 2010 · 4 comments

From Minneapolis Correspondent Donovan:

Dear Dial:

I admit, I use your men’s body wash.  It’s one of the few on the market that doesn’t smell like rotting wood and makes my skin feel normal and balanced.  But something has come to my attention that I feel I need to address.

Attraction-enhancing body wash?  Really?  

So, let me get this straight.  You developed a body wash for men, gave it a slick name like “Magnetic” or something, gave it a more mysterious and sensual aroma, then somehow…put pheromones in it?  Now you’ve gone too far!

When you get to be my age, any good fortune with attracting the ladies is a personal triumph not to be taken lightly.  And now, you and your pheromone-infused, attraction-enhancing body wash…are taking credit for it?  Nice.

Jerks.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Olleymae May 12, 2010 at 10:02 am

lol… that’s hilarious.

ALSO I saw this on DO THE WRITE THING FOR NASHVILLE and I thought of you…could lead to a foot in the door!!!

http://dothewritethingfornashville.blogspot.com/2010/05/day-7-item-2.html#comments

i hope the link works. Here’s the description: From Meghan Stevenson, Associate Editor at Hudson Street Press (Penguin): A critique of up to twenty pages, non-fiction only.

Best of luck!!!!!

Amy May 13, 2010 at 9:54 am

Thanks, Olleymae! I’ll check it out!

Amy May 13, 2010 at 10:02 am

Okay…I bid!

Marcie May 13, 2010 at 11:01 am

Hey Donovan,

So is the body wash working? How long are you going to run your experiment? Clue us in to your results!

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